BEHOLD ALL YE PEASANTS THAT ENTER THIS WIKIA; BE KNOWN THAT THE:
Count of Cocks
Baron of Balls
Duke of Dick
Viceroy of Vasectomies
Regent of Rectum
Sir Scrotum, The Knight of Nads
The Cock-Kaiser
Maharajah of Man-Titties
Sultan of Saladtossing
Patrician of Peepee
Gentleman of Genitals
Archduke of Anal
Bishop of Balls
Fief-Lord of Fellatio
Prince of Pegging
The Dicktator
King of Cocks
Emperor of Erections
Monarch of Manly Affections
Admiral of Asspounding
