☀now this is a story all about how Edit
my life got flipped, turned upside-down
now i'd like to take a minute, just sit and talk
I'll tell you how I became the king of a town called Varrock
IIIIINNNNNNN NORTH MISTHALIN, BORN AND RAISED
in the castle, where i spent most of my days
chillin out, sharpenin' my rune scimitars
i never had a dad, the guards taught me to spar
when a couple of guys, a real pile of scum
starting causing trouble in the town of Lum
my half-sister was poisoned and my mum started wailin'
she said "I need to leave so you can be the king of Misthalin"
she whistled for a carriage, and once it came near
she didn't look back, she's all but disappeared
if anything i could say i was just a bit awed
but now it's all good because i'm free to godmod
i pulled up to a kingdom a few blocks to the west
and i yelled to the serfs, "hey guys, here's a gov'nor!"
but it was taken away, and they conquered the shore,
and that is why i hate the guy who leads Falador