A long time ago, when the world was young  Someone put some food on their tong  They tasted the food, and thought it was nice  Most fruit liked it - but banana's thought twice.

They held a meeting at quarter past eight  Whilst the human's were getting home late  They decided they didn't want to be eaten  they said "No way, we're not going to be beaten"

So time went by, and human's got old  Banana's got ready, for their prophets had told  That soon shall come the dawn of war.  Where humans will rule the earth no more.

The humans knew not of the evil banana's plans  They made their cars, guitars and aluminum cans  And the banana's began to take over the east  While humans knew not, and kept having their feast.

But time has run out, no more hiding there can be  Or else the banana's will kill George, you and me  We must take up arms, and fight to the end  Because, believe it or not, a banana is not a friend.


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